What kind of cartoons are these?
Inexplicable, I'd say, one-of-a-kind. To get a really good idea, take a look at my cartoon page here at GoGoofus.com.

      What if I only wear chain mail?
Well, I can always try! If you have such a special request, it's best to send me the specific garment after we arrange your design. A particular jeans jacket, or designer sweat shirt, anything. Just remember: if you send me a $3000 ball gown, it's AT YOUR OWN RISK!! (I might just wear it down to the local Truck Throw.)

      What's this going to cost me?
That depends, your average good quality cotton T-shirts is about $5. Add on four or five colors of paint, a few characters acting goofy, that's usually around another $20. Throw in the complete text of the 1952 Scranton white pages and the price goes up. Most T-shirts are in the $30 to $40 range.

      Why are you being so vague?
It's all labor, every shirt and design is different. Dark colors and heavy fabrics take longer, as well as intricate designs. My prices are flexible, too. We decide by email exactly what you want, I send you some sketches, we agree on price, and I get to work. I'll even throw in the shipping for free!

      So how do I get one?
Drop me a line, here's the link: CustomTshirts@GoGoofus.com
Ask questions! Tell me what kind size and color of garment you want. Who it's for and what their innermost philosophies are, or hobbies, favorite food, whatever. Special quotes, slogans or sayings work great.

      A note about PayPal:
Yeah, this is one of those services that you give your credit card number and other private information to. Very scary. Well, I've had an account with PayPal since 2000 with no problems, no spam, and no pressure. I even deposited $25 just for some rainy day money and PayPal has been holding onto it for three years, no charge, without even using my account until 2003. It's great for transferring cash between friends and family as well as buying stuff on line securely, especially T shirts! PayPal is affiliated with eBay so you know they mean business! Go ahead and sign up. Secure, safe, and private.