The Goofus Office is a loose knit organization of Loose Nits out to have fun learning, sharing, laughing and supporting everyone who can crack a smile in the face of total confusion, which we provide for free....
   Our goal, other than just goofing off, is to open a network of support for writers, singers, players, painters, cartoonists, poets, and artists, by providing and sharing information, connections and announcements. Mimes are OK too, I guess.
   It doesn't look like much now, but little by little the website is growing. Actually it's got a lot of growing yet to do, but currently it's a one-man operation. I'm a kind of lazy man at that.
   Let me tell you who I am by the way so you have someone to blame it all on: Sam T Godfrey, of Rockland County, New York, USA (® tm Inc.) Just your average Joe with a slob job and artistical aspirations, but too dopey to get anywhere. Awfully good at goofing off however, so that's why there's a Goofus Office.
    Even goof-offs have to accomplish something from time to time, so I try to look busy by working on the web site. Could always use some help if anyone feels inclined! Got big plans here, BIIIG plans I say! To email me directly, zing one off to: HeyYou@GoGoofus.com
    The big plans for the site include a listing of, and forum for starving artists, writers, and musicians. Resource and opportunity listings and classified ads. Hopefully some actual sales and marketing eventually on accounta so's I can pay the rent. Lastly an opportunity to learn how to design a website by my thumbs...

    Join the Goofus Office! It doesn't mean much yet, but soon you will be able to keep your profile and portfolio posted as well as use the forum and post in the classifieds. All private information will be kept secure with us (or just lost in the closet somewheres..)
    Oh, don't forget the lasagna! This whole thing started off with a few trays of lasagna on April Fools Day (see History Of) and we intend to keep it that way. Fun and friends and goofing off are the only way to survive the struggle. Keep it light and share the hilarity, we don't want this to look too much like work!
    Kinky stuff is acceptable, but only when in good taste (don't leave much room, do it?) Pop always said: "If you can't say it creativly, don't say it." or something like that. In other words, we'll publish anything really imaginative. I'd like to keep politics out of the picture but go ahead, the Goofus Office is a Fare & Ballast breadcaster just like everybody else.
Just watch out for the gremlins in the system!
    Everone who is creative wants thier stuff out there in public, me too. There's not much room on this site for storing CD length spoken poems about green bluefish or life-size murals depicting the extravagance of Walters Follicle Parade. Little tiny pix and basic text is all there is room for now. The important thing is that anything published here belongs strictly to the creator (you, not God.) If there is a chance of profit from any of this, the artist gets the first cut, that's the whole point. Further details can be found in the Fine Print Section. Meanwhile, look around and enjoy! See ya on the Funway!
    Sorry about the toilet jokes....